Not patriots but pussies
2 min readJan 11, 2021
Those rioters who attacked our nation’s Capitol on Wednesday aren’t (are not) patriots, they’re (they are) pussies.
Yes, I’m name calling. I know. But I wish to make a point here. Pussy became popular during our 2016 Presidential campaign. Remember? The word was referring to, well, we all know what he was referring to. So, we pussies protested and revolted wearing our pink knitted kitty-cat hats and marched. We filled the streets across the world demanding representation. And we’ve begun to get that representation with our first elected female Vice President, several members of congress and the senate. We took courageous action that made a difference… without storming the US Capitol, without threatening to assassinate our elected Government officials while in the US Capitol, and without violence! We will continue to debate, negotiate, and get what we want lawfully by getting legislation passed. We pussies don’t need body armor, helmets, camouflaged clothing, automatic weapons of mass destruction, or huge flags coming out of the back of our four-door cars and minivans to make us feel more like the pussies we inherently are. We’re brave without all that.
Now lemme point out another definition for the word pussy. Coward. (I love the English language, so many choices.)
Pussies (the cowardly ones) aren’t interested in having a dialogue. They’d rather yell, interrupt others, intimidate, threaten, and scream. They’re afraid of being out-smarted, out-foxed, and out-numbered and boast with sentences like, “…Yeah. I’m armed — locked ‘n loaded and proud…” Na na na na na.
JUST CUT IT OUT! Your pussy lost.
Your behavior is not that of a patriot. You’re acting like a royal pussy. You are not brave at all. Stay home. Practice being nice for a change. And if you wanna take notes on ways to peacefully protest, by all means go buy some knitting tools, learn to knit, and join the pink hatted pussies. We are growing by the groves world-wide and are here to stay.
